This past weekend, myself and a bunch of the liketoeat crew decided to go camping. This was a trip that had been in the works for some time now, and I was personally quite excited about it. See, a few of us went camping one time last year and had a great time (although it was somewhat of a disaster with myself and QC being terribly unprepared), but I decided to really step it up this time and actually get it planned out a little better.
My planning started out a few weeks back by ordering a large sized U.S. Army issue ALICE backpack, some canteens, and a few other assorted items. Last time I was only outfit with 2 small messenger bags, so I felt like this would be a huge improvement. What I didn’t know is that the government isn’t overly concerned with the comfort of their soldiers, and that my new investment was terribly uncomfortable when loaded down. The preparation continued with me making a mile-long list of things to remember and bring, and finally wasting at least $100 on various camping goodies that caught my eye on Friday, the day before we departed. That evening, myself and Laura began loading up our packs, filling our canteens, and I practiced by carrying mine up and down a level of the parking deck a few times. So far, so good. Also (to keep this post mildly related to food), Panda cooked some delicious spaghetti that night. I didn’t get any pictures, but it was quite tasty. QC slept on a chair through most of the evening.
Saturday morning found me waking up fairly early to finalize my packing and head towards D-Wood with QC to pick up Laura. We were told by Matt that our trip was to a spot “not too far” up I-575, and were under the assumption that it would only be a 1-2 hour drive, so we weren’t overly rushed. Matt however had other plans up his sleeves, and seemed a bit bothered by the fact that we didn’t roll up to his house until 3:00 pm. The reason? He was taking us into the middle of North Carolina. 2 states and 150+ miles away, which led to a 3.5 hour trip thanks to us getting somewhat lost and having to drive a majority of the trip on 2-lane mountain roads behind old people on Goldwing Trikes, and the last ~5 mile leg taking part on a 1-lane dirt road that pretty much went up the side of a mountain. Anyhow, our large convoy (consisting of myself, Laura, and QC in his car, Brady and Jessica in their car, and Matt and Jessica’s friend Jenn in his truck) finally rolled into the campsite around 7:00 pm and were ready to get to our site for the evening.
Matt started up the trail and we all followed. Now I’m by no means in great shape, but after about one minute, I literally felt like I was about to pass out. We were pretty much vertically climbing the side of a mountain with packs that weighed in the 70lb range, and it was downright miserable. We continued on for a number of minutes, until both Laura and I both physically felt sick from dehydration. At this point, we had only made it 0.3 miles (according to GPS), but had already been up a few hundred feet. Brady and Jessica had already turned back, and pretty much everyone wanted to call it quits. Matt finally agreed, and we went back down the mountain to the parking lot to re-evaluate the trip. Suddenly, Matt spotted a different trail on the other side of the parking lot and quickly realized that was our intended path, and that he had accidentally taken us on the super extreme advanced trail. Awesome. Matt hopped in the truck to chase down Jessica and Brady (who had already driven off to find a calmer campsite for the evening), brought them back, and we started on our way down the slightly easier trail.
On the hike down, this trail was great. A nice downhill slope, good shade to keep us out of the sun, and a nice creek for scenery. We found a site after about half a mile and decided to claim it for the evening as it was quickly getting dark. We set up all of our tents, started a fire, and got ready to make our dinners.


QC and I went in super redneck shirtless mode as we were still a bit worn out from the hike down. We looked ridiculous.

Here’s me showing that I’m proud to be from Hampton, where this is standard attire.

My dinner for the night consisted of most of a bag of beef jerkey and some delicious hot dogs. I didn’t get any pics of them, but they were quite good. After dinner, Jenn broke out some of her strange camping accessories, fireworks and glowing bracelets. We played around with these for a while and I tried to take fancy pictures. Here’s everyone taking part in the campside rave. It was interesting.

Towards the end of the evening, Jenn and Matt disappeared and the rest of us sat around enjoying the wilderness for a while. Around midnight, we called it a night and I got to be sandwiched between Laura and QC in the tent. I probably woke up 20 times during the evening due to the fact that I couldn’t really move and my limbs kept falling asleep, but oh well, it was fun.
My thought on the comfort during the night:

The next day, we got up and had a quick breakfast. I enjoyed a mini bowl of Kashi’s Heart to Heart cereal, along with about 4 or so tasty rolls that QC brought along. Laura, myself, and Jenn also made hot tea. It was nice.


After breakfast, Jessica and Brady had to hit the road and head back towards Atlanta as Brady had to be at work Monday morning. We all said our goodbyes and then headed to our camp site for night #2.
The trek to this site was quite a bit longer, but still not bad (at least going out there) as it was again mostly downhill. We did have to cross a sizable creek at least 4 times which ended up with some of our crew getting mildly wet (Jenn had the award for most times falling in the creek, but she seemed to enjoy it). After about 2 hours, we finally made it to the site and were quite impressed by the scenery.
The water was right beside us and flowed down to a large waterfall, and eventually into a few still pool areas that seemed great for swimming. We tossed on our swimsuits, climbed down the rocks, and watched Matt and Laura be brave and try out the water. They said it was cold, but that ended up being quite the understatement. I dipped my foot in, got horribly scared, tried to ignore it, and finally just jumped in. I lasted about 6 seconds as I quickly swam to the rocks on the other side where I could climb out, and tried to get over the shock I had just felt from swimming in water that couldn’t have been more than a few degrees over absolute zero. Some of the others stayed in for some time, but I decided to spend my time attempting to climb a tree covered hill (which attacked me and scratched my back pretty good), and later found some neat trails across the creek. Unfortunately, the camera didn’t make it to the swimming party as I probably would’ve drenched it trying to get any shots, but here are a few photos from the area anyhow.




After swimfest, we decided to just hang around the campsite for a while. We kept ourselves amused with a few board games, talking, snacking, and finally a bit of reading. We also happened upon a frightening guest no more than 20 or 30 feet from our tent, a venomous Copperhead (we think):

I was a bit worried about the creature and was tempted to hunt it down for dinner (Matt said he’d eat it if I took care of the hunting), but as Laura slightly approached it to get a better look, he took off and wasn’t seen again. Probably better I didn’t go after it anyhow as most snakebites occur when doing things like that, and getting attacked by a venomous snake wasn’t high on my list of things to do while 5 miles in the woods with no communication to the outside world.
A bit later, QC packed his gear and headed back for the night as he also needed to be home for Monday to visit with some family. After he left, Laura and I enjoyed a bit of reading by the creek (except for my constant paranoia that the rogue copperhead would attack at any given time), until QC randomly wandered back about 2 or 3 hours after his original departure. Apparently, he got confused by the trail (which was poorly marked and had numerous options), and figured he’d just come back to our camp for the evening. Laura and I were mildly confident in our outdoor navigation skills and offered to help guide him back to a recognizable point, so we set out to help him find his way home.
After about 40 minutes of hiking, we too were puzzled with an unfamiliar trail and a river crossing that we were sure we hadn’t gone over earlier in the day. Considering it was already almost dark, we all decided that going back and not getting even more lost would be the best idea. Chris agreed, and decided he’d just try to leave earlier the next day.
Back at the campsite, Matt had the fire started up and we were ready to start up our dinners. I opted for the always classic ramen cooked over Matt’s classy mini gas stove thing.

Laura made a hobo dinner for the 2nd day in a row and seemed to find it quite delicious.

After dinner, we broke out the goods to make a few Smores and enjoyed those as well.

At this point, it felt like it was getting quite late, so we decided to climb into the tents for the evening. I thought to turn on my phone and check and it ended up only being 10:30 pm. Apparently being in the woods turns you into an old person. I had another night of marginal sleeping, but managed to stay in bed until 9:00 the next morning when we packed up and got started with our difficult hike back to the car.
Words can’t even begin to describe the misery we went through on the return hike. We never found the definite distance, but I’m guessing it was between 4 and 5 miles, all uphill, through creeks (our feet got soaked at the very beginning), and with tons of gear on our backs. It probably doesn’t sound all that terrible, but it was one of the more painful things I’ve ever done, and for a while, getting eaten by wild bears or wolves would have been a welcome opportunity. I had already packed up my camera during the return hike, but Laura managed to snap a few shots before we had gotten terribly exhausted and angry from the uphill battle.



Matt and Chris were apparently in better shape than the rest of us and went ahead, but Laura, Jenn, and myself stayed towards the back. Jenn ended up being dehydrated and was getting sick, so Laura and I donated our remaining water to help her out. Towards the final half mile, we were all nearly dying and even considering using purification tablets on creek water so that we’d have something to drink (they take 35 minutes and still make things taste like a lake though, so we decided against it). We hiked for what seemed like ages and had only made it about a quarter of a mile, and were finally just getting exhausted. Taking even 10 steps felt impossible, and I really wanted to just pass out in the middle of the path. Here’s a nice shot showing my enthusiasm at this point:

With only 0.2 miles left, QC and Matt came back for us and luckily provided a bit of much needed water for Laura and I. Matt also carried Jenn’s pack the remainder of the way, and we all finally arrived at the parking lot where the adventure had begun 2 nights earlier.
I (along with Matt and QC) returned to redneck shirtless mode, cleaned up with some Old Spice Bro wipes, ate a few Kashi bars, and then we all posed for a few final photos. Clearly, I was still angry at the path at this point.

After this, it was finally time to head home. Laura and I hopped back into QC’s accord, blasted down the gravel rally inspired road that got us to the campsite, and then ended back on the Dragon (US129, a famous road made up of a few hundred curves in the span of a few miles). We had to keep a close eye on Laura’s security as slaying her kind seems to be acceptable in those parts (For those completely clueless to thtat reference, Laura’s nickname is Dragon as she’s good at making campfires. Pretty sure anyone actually reading this is well aware of that though).

We were also amazed by the amount of rockets and jets that must hang out in the middle of nowhere, NC. Apparently there are so many that local gas stations had to add specialty fuels for those vehicles. Crazy stuff.

Continuing along the way home, I kept the camera armed for a few key photo opportunities that we missed while driving up to the camp site. This was the first of those:

The second was so ridiculous that it warranted the title of this blog post. I won’t even try to describe how much we laughed when we saw this amazing billboard.

Success! We had captured the most amazing advertising ever on camera, and were pleased with our results.

After this, we finished up the trip home (after a quick stop at Wendy’s), and eventually ended up back in D-Wood where we showered for the first time in 3 days. Not smelling like a homeless person after all that time was really amazing. To finish up the weekend, we had a nice little cookout by the pool and enjoyed a few hot dogs and burgers courtesy of chef Erin.




The full gallery from the entire weekend is up here so be sure to check that out for even more shots of all the fun we had. I’m also working on a small video from the camping portion and will post it up as soon as it’s finished up.