This past weekend, Laura and I took a bit of a road trip up to the annual Secret City Festival in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. This was a festival we had been researching for some time and were quite excited about. It is basically a big city festival for Oak Ridge, a small city in the middle of TN that was taken over by the government in the early 1940’s to use as a facility to produce one of the first atomic bombs. The residents didn’t know at all what was going on though, and were just given jobs in factories building stuff that they weren’t told about, so it was kinda weird. It wasn’t until the bomb dropped in Hiroshima in 1945 that the city was informed what they had been doing.
Anyhow, we knew that the festival included a Wolrd War 2 reenactment, a possible tour of the Y-12 National Security Complex (the place where the a-bomb was made), and a bunch of other stuff. We set off fairly early on Saturday morning to assure getting there in time to see everything we were interested in, however that failed pretty quickly. The Y-12 facility is still used today so it’s extremely high security, and they require that everyone entering has at least 2 forms of ID, and something that proves that you are a U.S. citizen (such as a passport). Around the time we hit Kennesaw (about 30 minutes away from our start in Dunwoody), we realized Laura had left hers at home so we turned around. This wouldn’t have been too bad except for the fact that the GA highway warning signs advised that all lanes were blocked on the way back, so I took the super extended back road path to get us back home. Upon leaving for the 2nd time, we saw that there was no stopped traffic whatsoever, and that the signs were lying. Thanks Atlanta.
After getting out of metro Atlanta, my trusty GPS decided it wanted to take us on another strange backroad adventure through Dalton, GA and into Cleveland, TN. It cut the mileage down a little bit, but our speeds were definitely slowed as it was mostly 2-lane country roads that led us by BBQ restaurants and billboards with photos of strange people. We continued the journey though, and eventually had to stop at CVS to get cash as there were no ATM’s in site, and we were worried that Oak Ridge might not have many credit card accepting vendors. The CVS trip was quite entertaining and included a strange couple of redneck women dressed in Elvis Prestley attire trying to buy pregnancy tests with Food Stamps. Good fun.
Eventually, we continued on our way and were dumped back on I-75 (which made the backroad detour even more useless), and ended up near Oak Ridge. It was a fairly long journey off the interstate but we finally arrived, parked in the JC Penny parking lot (which was the allocated parking lot for the festival), and set off to try and find the tour bus to take us to the Y-12 facility as it almost time for the last tour of the day at 3:00 pm. Once we realized that you actually had to drive to Y-12 to board the bus, we found our way there and ran inside to sign up for the last tour. They checked our passports, made us leave our cameras, phones, knives, gun (big surprise there), and pretty much everything else in the car. After a thorough metal detector inspection, we were finally allowed to board the bus and enter the facility (but not without a final test, a sniff from a drug/bomb sniffing German Shepard).
Inside, we drove through the entire facility and it was quite fascinating. We couldn’t really see anything other than a ton of old buildings, but just knowing the history of what we were around was extremely interesting. The security was probably the most intense part, and the razor wire around nearly every building in the 2.5 mile long facility made the average jail look like a kid’s playground. There were also a few buildings that featured turrets that were probably armed with all kinds of automatic machine guns and who knows what else. Laura and I contemplated running off from the tour at the one spot we were allowed to get off the bus, but realized that we’d probably get shot pretty quick (“Authorized use of lethal force” signs were everywhere), and we also decided we wouldn’t even really know what to do with a bunch of plutonium. It seemed fun though. The tour eventually ended after about an hour of driving and story-telling from the guide (and obnoxious laughing from the backwoods country folk sitting next to us on the bus), and we took a quick stroll through the visitor’s center.
Cameras weren’t allowed inside but Laura snapped a quick shot of the sign as we drove back towards the main part of town:

Google provided me with a decent aerial shot of the entire site as well to see the full size and location of the facility:

After leaving Y-12, we realized that we had probably already missed the WW2 reenactment, so decided to stop for lunch at Wendy’s as we were both starving. I didn’t get any photos, but I had a slightly strange tasting spicy chicken sandwich and Laura had a fairly sub-par salad. Not really the high point of the day, but it relates to food so I figured I’d throw it in there.
Even though we missed the reenactment, we were able to browse the war area and snap a few neat shots from the German and American bases that had been set up. The vehicles, weapons, outfits, and even German speaking we overhead were quite well done and looked very authentic.



After browsing the imitation Normandy coastline, we wandered through the rest of the festival. It wasn’t quite as exciting as the stuff we had seen earlier in the day and mainly featured rows of tents selling strange crafts or enrollments to karate studios. There was also a weird band playing that seemed to consist of a couple of teenage kids on guitar/electric drums, their mom and dad singing and playing guitar, and probably a random old man neighbor on the bass. It was odd but strangely entertaining for about a minute.
After this, we saw the last historical attraction, the Friendship Bell given to Japan from America after we blew up a majority of their country. So nice of us. Laura and I posed for a friendly photo by it.

After our final laughable moment of being offered Atomic Fireball candy by a man in a really bizarre Irish accent (we think), we finally called it a day and headed back towards Atlanta on a more civilized route that didn’t involve strange country back roads. Quite a fun trip overall though, and I put up a full gallery of the day’s photos here so be sure to check those out.